Just down the frontage road from the Cadillac Ranch is the Cadillac Ranch gift shop.

It is before nine in the morning so it isn’t open but they have a sign out front that encourages lollygagging.

This gift shop is presided over by a twenty foot tall cowboy sporting a big hat. He waves to freeway tourists and wears a bright yellow T-shirt that says “2nd Amendment Cowboy”. Texas, a sovereign state, can withdraw from the Union when they wish and if you have guns you are more than welcome to sit a spell.

The fact there is a gift shop in the shadow of the Cadillac Ranch isn’t surprising. In Central and South America you have knick knack shops in front of most major cathedrals. In Egypt, you have little stands selling miniature pyramids and King Tut dolls close to Howard Carter’s greatest discoveries. 

In the shadow of the 2nd Amendment Cowboy are three old Cadillac’s. Driving one is Willie Nelson. Elvis waves from inside another. The 2nd Amendment Cowboy’s smaller twin brother pilots the third car.

I will come back because I would love to have a little statue of a Cadillac buried into a cigarette lighter, or a 2nd Amendment Cowboy lamp for my living room table.

You can bet, as the day warms up, there will be the sound of target practice close by.

 When you pull the trigger, in Texas, you want your bullet to hit what you are aiming at.

No self respecting cowboy would be caught without his artillery.

 

 

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