Many accommodations I have stayed in here have had a bidet. You see them in other countries, but I never remember seeing as many as there are in Uruguay.
There have been issues.
In bathrooms, bidets occupy the spot closest to the shower. The toilet is shoved in a corner so when you open the door to enter or leave the bathroom the door gets in the way of you getting to the toilet. The bidet is not something I use so its position of authority in the bathroom is questionable.
In the Ramon Massini Suites in Pocitos, I take a moment to see how one of these contraptions works. Unthinking, I pull up a little handle and get a geyser shot of water spray into my chest.
After my experience with the bidet, I resolve to leave them alone.
Now, I enter the bathroom, close the door, sit on my throne with as much dignity as I can compose.
When you see bidets and realize that half the humans in the world are significantly different from you, it gives a new meaning to the words ” foreign relations.”
Now I know it’s time for you to come home! Although I will admit that you’ve done another thing that I have never done…taken a shot of water to the chest trying to figure out that strange porcelain appliance! Lol Reminded me of Crocodile Dundee putting his boot into one trying to figure out what in the hell it was!
I know. sometimes you just run out of ideas or get bored and put down whatever comes in your mind. But, I know not to pull the handle!