These mounted animals look down at me like judges ready for my sentencing.

Hung over the aisles of rods and reels, shotguns and rifles, fishing tackle, ammunition, these guys are frozen in their final moment of life.

Hunters have always stayed close to their prey.

In New Guinea, deep in jungles, hunters wear shrunken heads of enemies around their waist. Plains Indians danced under the moon at night wearing buffalo robes with horns hooking the air. Ancient Incas wore feathered head dresses. Seafaring whaling men carved walrus tusks with designs of ships and harpoons. Oceanic islanders wear shark teeth around their wrists.. Texans put cow horns on car bumpers. Sportsmen hang calendars in their garages that feature big game animals and buxom women. Presidents pose with one foot on the body of a downed lion.

Nature’s variety is on display here and, fortunately,for these trophies, our eating habits have changed. Most of us urban folk don’t dine on deer, raccoon, llamas, opossums,alligators, snakes or geese.

Human consumption of alcohol, ironically, saves more of these fine animals than the Sierra Club can dream about.

Even in death,these animals seem too regal to be stuffed and hung on a grocery store wall.

If this was ” Twilight Zone, ” I’d be hung up there on the wall and an elk would be buying his hunting license and talking about two legged trophies.

 

 

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