Tarzan Kids at play

    In San Pedro Town this afternoon, after school, a couple of boys come up with their own game. Tarzan’s jungle can be any place on the planet as long as there is a little boy who puts two and two together. One of the boys grabs one end of a dangling palm branch, holds on, then swings himself out over the beach and water and back to dry land. The branch might break and send him crashing but it is a risk worth taking. While he swings, the other boy waits his turn. A couple of girls, outside the picture, shake their heads and call the boy’s crazy. And, we are.  
   

Beach bar vows Wayo's wedding

    There are at least two hundred invited guests but anyone can join this wedding.. Wayos is a popular beach bar in San Pedro Town and Wayo, pronounced Y -oh, is a popular owner. When the groom arrives in a black golf cart limo, there is applause and cheers. As always, his bar is open and weather is uncooperative. It rains in spurts and people crowd under tents, roof overhangs, and in the bar to escape another torrential downpour. The wedding ceremony is short and the couple recites handwritten vows under a big tent overlooking the Caribbean Sea.. They promise to honor and cherish and encourage and support each other, and, in front of important people in their life, draw a big heart in the sand with their names inside it. Before, during, and after the ceremony, people re-connect.  It is a close knit group on this Isla Bonita and meeting people is not difficult here. When people come here they cast time and routine out of the boat and lifting anchors that hold them elsewhere. It is a good wedding and a happy time. Nature isn’t co-operating but another lady well wisher, standing next to me, tells me it is good luck to be married on a rainy day. If that is so, this couple will have enough luck to take care of all of us.
   

Karaoke in Belize Wade paints his sign

    Two popular pastimes in San Pedro Town are Karaoke and Drinking. Since bars open early and close late, there is always a lot of drinking going on. Likewise, when karaoke starts and participants pick up a microphone, the singing, good, bad, and ugly, picks up like an afternoon squall.  There is an undercurrent here where what you think you hear is not always what you hear, what you see is not always as you see it, what you assume is often erroneous, what you plan goes astray. Poker cards in the hole are held closely and opportunities to leap without looking are always at hand. There are Spanish gold doubloons in a shipwreck out on the reef and all it takes to get them is a hundred thousand of your money. Wade, owner of Road Kill Bar, is painting this morning and his orange Karaoke sign advertises fun. Karaoke is a sign of our times where audience participation is the real star of the show. Make Believe is definitely more fun than not.
   

Reality Cuts to the Chase Good, Bad, and Ugly in Belize

    The difference between coming to Belize with money, and living here without money, is substantial. Belize has staggering statistics. It has the highest incidence of HIV in Central America. It has twenty to thirty percent unemployment. The doctor per patient ratio is among the worst in the world. 30-40% of the population lives in poverty and is dependent on agriculture and fishing for subsistence. Crime is familiar. Infrastructure is minimal. A high birth rate is matched by a high infant mortality rate. Housing and public utilities sputter.   Still, people from worse economies in Guatemala and Nicaragua come to San Pedro Town to look for work. San Pedro Town has the barrier reef, tourist accommodations, things to do, an influx of money. Ambergris Caye, economically, supports the rest of Belize on its long narrow shoulders. As a tourist, good overcomes bad. As a resident, bad is what bites at your heels. Visiting and staying here are different as dogs and cats.
       

Clouds On walkaholics walk- 4:00 pm

    From eleven to twelve, the Walkaholics stroll from Crazy Canuck’s to Wayo’s without wetting a whistle. From twelve to four, on the way back, there are stops at the Sandbar for drinks and lunch, Licks, the Runway Bar and Crazy Canuck’s for more drinks and toasts. The sun and surf and sky give us a show. We are numbers in a mathematical equation, written on a chalkboard, described  by Einstein and Newton, buzzing in time and space like sand fleas on a great sand beach. The equation looks like a bird nest. There are times when the universe’s mystery puts your skull in a nutcracker and cracks your head wide open until the confetti inside is picked up by the afternoon breeze and scattered.
       

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